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I took your text and asked chatgpt to turn it into a fun poem: I surf the web with playful glee,
Blocking ads, just watch and see!
In my browser, they won't appear,
DNS blocked, they shed a tear. Beacons and pings, they can't track me,
URLs confused, they cannot be.
Analytics and logs, no data they'll find,
Programmatic pleas, they're left behind. Campaign tags, I strip them bare,
UTM queries, I won't share.
Unshorten URLs, a clever trick,
Tracking hacks, they're in a fix. Autoplay videos, I make them stop,
No more interruptions, no more flop.
Cookies, beware! I block you all,
Only the necessary ones may crawl. Visibility API, you can't spy,
No prompts to install, no need to try.
Hidden pixels, stay out of sight,
My email's safe, try as you might. Unsubscribe, I'll show you the door,
No more emails, I'll take no more.
Block your address, a final resort,
No more junk in my digital fort. SMS ads, they come my way,
But I block and report, come what may.
Phone calls, ignored if not my friend,
Only contacts, let the ringing send. Data brokers, they won't win,
I pay a company to wrangle them in.
Junk mail, it's a thing of the past,
Straight into the bin, it's gone at last. So join me, my dear friend so true,
Block those ads, they're not for you!
Let's surf the web with joyful cheer,
No ads, no tracking, have no fear! |