This actually made me laugh out loud. Yes, if your problem with C is that it doesn't need a package management mechanism like some other languages, then C is clearly not for you. But C is very far from the only language like this.
It's a bit like criticizing a fish for having no legs.
I sense that we have some sort of real miscommunication going on here, because the only response I can think of to
> I have no idea why you would think that it doesn't need one.
Is that I have no idea why anyone would think that it does need one.
Perhaps the disconnect is that you are wishing C addresses different use cases than it addresses? That you wish it were a different language? If so, that's fine. Use a more appropriate language for your task. I just find it odd if the criticism of C is that it isn't a different kind of language.
That's suboptimal for many reasons. Package names are not consistent. Installing multiple versions is usually impossible. Huge pain for library authors. Doesn't integrate with build systems usually (even basic pkg-config support is iffy). The command is OS-specific. You can't usually choose the linking method. Difficult to bundle dependencies. Usually out of date. Etc. etc.