[diversionfactor]

  Working from home is no picnic,
  and neither is it a sin;
  I rue those who think it is other
  than labor and struggle within.

  Simply refuse, my comrades,
  stand fast and don’t go in;
  parry threats, demerits, evals,
  if fired, grok leetcode again.

  Unless I’m literally starving,
  and maybe not even then;
  will I ever inhabit a cubicle
  trapped in the office again.