[jsnell]

That seems like a retcon. He originally posted a different telling of the same story under the title "This is Why I Pirate". That's gone now, the only trace is a pointer to this new version: http://www.reddit.com/r/SOPA/comments/poqvn/this_is_why_i_pi...

[icehawk]

This is the original:

http://pastebin.com/0gRzqBxq

Edit: Formatting