[ape4]

Cat photos in /etc/motd

[qingcharles]

I was installing a fresh copy of Windows 10 this week and Cortana told me that once I connected to a Wifi network I'd be able to get on with browsing cat photos o_O

Microsoft has jokes.

[ilammy]

I have literally patched OpenSSH to show me cat pictures instead of the usual randomart.

[majou]

how many cat pictures do you have for this to work?

[ilammy]

As many as necessary and then some. No such thing as too few cat pictures!

I use AI to generate the pictures when natural supply is scarce. Cache them locally, address by host key hash. Use the hash as seed for bonus points.