[Mistletoe]

> He has taken up a new executive role at telecoms business Lycamobile.

Unbelievable. It’s impossible for people in this caste to fail.

[Incipient]

Haha it's absolutely hilarious. You can fail so utterly maliciously and just get your best mate at another company to hire you on 10x salary. Absolute. Gold.

In an unrelated matter, experts are baffled at the ongoing weakness in the banking sector.

[mitthrowaway2]

If they were allowed to fail then they might not take the big risks that they deserve big rewards for taking! And then what would be left to trickle down to everyone else?

[thdespou]

If something is fishy they can still catch him.