[awesome_dude]

I like this answer because it's relatable to today's English. English is spoken by many people around the world, but it's not one group of people, it's many many different people and cultures who have come to use English for one reason or another.

[ak_111]

But you can still point out who the original English were or at least trace almost 100% of English speakers today as originating from 1600s England's conquest of the world.

The debate about 'The Celts' is that we can't point out where the original language emerged, and the potential range of where it emerged is quite huge stretching from Ireland through central Europe with some claiming it emerged in Turkey even.

[awesome_dude]

I'm not sure how that's related to what I am saying, or what I was replying to.

The point being made is how celts are peoples that are grouped by language, but have a disparate set of histories.

And I am recognising that a contemporary analogy is how English speakers around the world also share a language, but have disparate histories.

Your problem of where the Celts originated from is separate.

[sammalloy]

> who have come to use English for one reason or another

Pretty sure that singular reason was colonialism.

[awesome_dude]

For a great many, yes, but not for all. Some because of much much worse things (Slavery), some because of trade.

[sammalloy]

What a strange hill to die on. English is the colonial language, and its global success was singularly due to imperialist hegemony. This is taught at the university system level and is in every textbook on the subject. I love a good myth about capitalism just as much as the next exploited worker, but attributing the success of English to trade is equivalent to teaching children myths about Thanksgiving and Washington chopping down a cherry tree.

[awesome_dude]

I cannot see anyone trying to argue anything about why it was successful, only you have decided that that is the point.

I've merely pointed out that it is widespread and that there are (at least) three reasons for people to speak it.

Edit: Note, if you don't wish to speak it, that's fine by me - I'll be just as happy to not hear from you again :-)

[sammalloy]

English is widely spoken because it was the colonial language enforced at the highest levels of society. This is still true today and is currently a primary plank in the political platform of US conservatives.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English-only_movement

There are libraries of books written solely on this subject. Your bizarre hypothesis ignores this and instead points to slavery and trade. More to the point, there are new articles on how English was enforced on subjugated people published on an almost weekly basis. Last week, the article I read on this topic was about how indigenous orphans were prohibited from using their native language and forced to use only English. But let’s talk about glowing myths about trade and slavery instead which have literally nothing to do with it.

[awesome_dude]

Then stop speaking it.

Let's have a korero in Maaori instead.