[smegsicle]

> 6) jumped out of the plan with a selfie stick which is not normal behaviour during a crisis .

this isn't normal

but on social media, it is

[Doxin]

Honestly I could kinda see going "Oh shit gotta bail! might as well grab my selfie stick that's within reach", but the whole sum of "could happen but not very likely" definitely points to the whole thing being on purpose.