[todfox]

One day you will find yourself a sanctimonious old man who desires to pass on his "wisdom" to all those callow youngsters. Don't bother. You will still die having had no discernible effect on the world. You would have been better off trying to enjoy what time you have left than teach us your forgettable little lessons.

[TeMPOraL]

One day you will find yourself on the Internet, wanting to post a bunch of thinly veiled insults, addressed to the mental image of a person who, in your own head, annoyed you slightly, and therefore apparently deserves to be hurt. Refrain from doing so, as you would be turning your own self-inflicted faux victimhood into poison, and broadcasting it to the wide world, making everyone's life a little worse.

[brickteacup]

Nah actually shitposting is funny and should be encouraged. Yes I know this is HN but stop being so uptight