[DrFunke]

>One day you’ll find yourself watching fireworks. Don’t be a cynic—fireworks can be enjoyed at any age.

Oh, you don't want me to be a cynic? Weird, because this is the most cynical GQ piece of trash I've read in recent memory.

[todfox]

And yet...

>One day you’ll find yourself wearing shorts. Fair enough, it’s probably hot out. One day you’ll also find yourself wearing a t-shirt. Again, fair enough. Unless you’re playing a sport, however, you will not be wearing the two together because you’re also no longer a ten-year-old boy.

Fucking boomer hypocrite. btw I am wearing shorts as I type this.

[wink]

The problem is that I can't tell if people who say/write this would unironically wear long-sleeve button-down shirts to shorts or if that thought would make their head explode.

[moduspol]

> btw I am wearing shorts as I type this.

Fair enough, it's probably hot out.