| Sarcastic critic of the following initial sentence: > I fucking love writing. Most people I know also fucking love writing, and I do mean love. Well, well, well. If it isn't the unabashed, unfiltered bard of the 21st century. Look at the sheer depth of passion here, folks! We've got 'fucking love' not once, but twice, because why not? Repetition is the spice of life, after all. And such eloquent use of the F-word, too. Truly, Shakespeare would be jealous. Also, let's take a moment to appreciate the vague and incredibly relatable 'most people I know.' Because who doesn't know a handful of people who also 'fucking love' writing? Clearly, this is the universal experience we've all been waiting for. And then, the pièce de résistance, 'and I do mean love.' As if the preceding profanity didn't quite hammer home the sentiment. Thanks for the clarification. We were worried you only 'kinda liked' writing. A masterpiece of modern literature, truly. Great. Now show us what initial sentence you'd have used, same style. Just one brief impactful sentence with the same level of familiarity. "Writing is my jam, and I swear, everybody I know is just as stoked about it – and I mean stoked." |