[blatant303]

Here's an experiment that showcases GPT-4 deep (meta)semantic abilities:

https://pastebin.com/8FwQzDiE

TL;DR. I start by asking it to generate sentences where subject-object inversion yields a meaningful sentence where the verb's meaning is shifted metaphorically. For instance "I smoke the cigarette vs the cigarette is smoking me". After some back and forth it comes up with:

The painter captures the landscape vs. The landscape captures the painter. The gardener shapes the garden vs. The garden shapes the gardener. The chef creates the dish vs. The dish creates the chef.

Maybe that will change your mind.