[rcoveson]

But what about the allergens? The risk of salmonella? Have you seen the damage an angy chicken can do with those claws? I've heard that Avian Influenza is on the rise again. Can't they just learn about chickens on their EduTablets?

...is what I imagine I'd hear at the Parent/Teacher conferences leading up to the average public school's field trip to a local farm.

[hosh]

That kind of fear is not what I want to impart my children. Life becomes so small and dark when living life like that. But I get that I’m not the average parent. We already have chickens in the backyard.

Hen pecking don’t really hurt. They are more likely to run away from you. If you don’t pet them on their head, they won’t take it as establishing pecking order. Their claws only come out when they are raising chicks — as any mother caring for her young will do.

It’s the roosters you have to watch for, and you don’t need them in a flock. Dealing with roosters is trainable — using a mop is unreasonably effective with communicating with roosters because they think it is a giant rooster.

Disease is something you take care of by keeping the coop clean, and letting the chickens forage — pasture raising them.

But for my children, I think it is very important for them to know where food really comes from, and it’s not the grocery store.

[mnky9800n]

We here at EduTablets Technologies haves accounted for these issues through our new VR enhanced farm edusperiences. Children can hold a chicken in their arms without risk of disease or injury through our novel child sized full body immersion suits. Through eye tracking, heart rate monitors, and continuous EEG scans, we can constantly update our individualized AI models that construct unique chicken experiences for each child while maximizing their learning potential.

[colordrops]

Amazing unappreciated comment

[CatWChainsaw]

Well on a serious note, there was a story that made the rounds recently about a study that showed children in families with pets had reduced allergies/sensitivities to allergens.