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by idk1 1134 days ago
I debugged for one min at 11:59 trying to push, and then my eat-lunch notification came in at 12:00 and I opened hackernews with a tuna sandwich and this is super helpful because it means I wont need to debug it locally for 10 mins before figuring out Github is down.

Edit - Just want to clarify when I say "opened hackernews with a tuna sandwich" I want to clear up that I did indeed full on mash the keyboard letters with my sandwich. It's costing me a fortune in keyboards every day and it's ruining my sandwich most days as well, I think I have an issue.

4 comments

This is why I don't touch other people's keyboards.
Yeah, this is a good argument for licking them instead.
Little bit of bacteria helps build up your immune system for when you really need it :)
You jest, but it's actually a legit hypothesis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hygiene_hypothesis

Well from another perspective, a bootstrapping perspective, and hackernews does like a bootstrapping perspective, I could make a case that a good meal could pick licked out of most keyboards, saving money on lunch once a week.
Ideally both GitHub and HN would be down at the same time. With nowhere to discuss the former, people might actually get something done.
Easy to fix just adjust your system prompt add the following:

“Never ever type on keyboard with sandwich not even the most delicious tuna sandwich”

Next time try coffee, it's another worthy experience.