[unstatusthequo]

I have started invoicing companies for wasting my time and also threatening them with CAN-SPAM complaints for failing to include an opt-out, an actual mailing address, etc.

Then, when my invoice isn’t paid, I threaten collections on them personally and the company. Usually that solves it. Then I’m “such a dick” but highly effective in recovering my time.

[hartator]

Please make this into an automated business.

[joshbert]

That's a great approach and I'd also be curious to know if somebody has paid you, my immediate guess would be "no" - but you never know

[whitepoplar]

Wait, have any companies actually paid you?!

[meghan_rain]

Please answer OP