[moonchrome]

Serverless has such bullshit insidious pricing that makes it seem like you're saving money only to figure out you're in shit once you're knee deep in it.

For example you'll have to read fine print to find out that 256MB lambda will have the compute power of a 90s desktop PC because compute scales with memory. And to get access to "one core" of compute you have to use like 2GB of memory.

Now you may say "serverless isn't geared towards compute" - but this kind of CPU bottlenecking affects rudimentary stuff - like using any framework that does some upfront optimizations will murder your first request/cold start performance - EF Core ORM expression compiler will take seconds to cold start the model/queries ! For comparison I can run ~100 integration tests (with entire context bootstrap for each) against a real database in that time on my desktop machine. It's unbelievably slow - unless you're doing trivial "reparse this JSON and manually concat shit to a DB query" kind of workloads.

You could say those frameworks aren't suited for serverless - or you could say that the pricing is designed to screw over people trying to port these kinds of workloads to serverless.

[adql]

well, they have no incentive to not make you pay for CPU time on your application startup

[moonchrome]

The problem isn't paying for cold start - the problem is they make the low ram lambdas very very niche by CPU scaling - you can have a 256 mb web server that talks to a database easily - and that's their supposed selling point - but having it served on ~300MHz CPU is really really limiting - and they should be upfront about that.

If you went to a car rental and they told you we have a cheap car that's slower when you add passengers - and then you drive it to pick up your wife and it turns out it only goes 20 km/h when your wife gets in - you would be rightfully mad. You could say "why didn't you ask for specifications" but you have certain expectations of what a car should behave like and what they gave you doesn't really qualify as a car no matter if their disclaimer was technically correct.

[adql]

> and they should be upfront about that.

Do you need a screenshot and red box around the text or would you believe me if I tell you it is written on their lambda pricing page near the beginning ? It's also written in docs about configuring lambad functions so at this point it is PEBKAC/RTFM issue, not "them not being upfront"

And frankly it is done that way because they have standarized machines, scheduling CPU heavy/memory light and cpu light/memory heavy is extra complexity. I mean ,they should, but they have no real incentive to, as in most cases apps written in slower languages are also memory-fatter so it fits well enough

> If you went to a car rental and they told you we have a cheap car that's slower when you add passengers - and then you drive it to pick up your wife and it turns out it only goes 20 km/h when your wife gets in - you would be rightfully mad.

Getting lowest tier one is more like renting a 125cc bike than a car if anything. You can do plenty with that limit in efficient language too.

[moonchrome]

>Do you need a screenshot and red box around the text or would you believe me if I tell you it is written on their lambda pricing page near the beginning ? It's also written in docs about configuring lambad functions so at this point it is PEBKAC/RTFM issue, not "them not being upfront"

Simple CPU time calculator on the pricing calculator page when you enter the RAM would be sufficient, linking to the said docs. Trivial to implement, really cleans up things when planning resource costs.

[datadeft]

All of things you are complaining about are well known facts that are clearly stated in the documentation.

I don't care about what is the equivalent computing power in 90s desktop measurement because you cannot replace a lambda function with a 90s desktop, so it is pointless.

The right approach is: I have a problem A that I can implement using AWS Lambda, AWS EC2 or your favourite DHH approved stack, how much of these cost compare to each other.

[moonchrome]

Can you point me to where this is clearly stated in the documentation ? I only found one reference as a passing note when I went searching for it. This would be a value displayed in the pricing calculator with a link to explanation if they were being honest.

90s CPU comparison is just to demonstrate how out of place it is with what people are used to even on lowest tier hosts with shared CPU cores. Low ram compute seems to be artificially limited to make low ram lambdas useful in very narrow use cases.

For reference I have a devops team in-company that deployed and maintained several AWS projects, including some serverless, even they were surprised at the low compute available at low RAM lambdas.

[datadeft]

Memory and computing power

Memory is the principal lever available to Lambda developers for controlling the performance of a function. You can configure the amount of memory allocated to a Lambda function, between 128 MB and 10,240 MB. The Lambda console defaults new functions to the smallest setting and many developers also choose 128 MB for their functions.

https://docs.aws.amazon.com/lambda/latest/operatorguide/comp...

CPU Allocation

It is known that at 1,792 MB we get 1 full vCPU1 (notice the v in front of CPU). A vCPU is “a thread of either an Intel Xeon core or an AMD EPYC core”2. This is valid for the compute-optimized instance types, which are the underlying Lambda infrastructure (not a hard commitment by AWS, but a general rule).

If 1,024 MB are allocated to a function, it gets roughly 57% of a vCPU (1,024 / 1,792 ~= 0,57). It is obviously impossible to divide a CPU thread. In background, AWS is dividing the CPU time. With 1,024 MB, the function will receive 57% of the processing time. The CPU may switch to perform other tasks on the remaining 43% of the time.

The result of this CPU allocation model is: the more memory is allocated to a function, the faster it will accomplish a given task.

https://dashbird.io/knowledge-base/aws-lambda/resource-alloc...

> For reference I have a devops team in-company that deployed and maintained several AWS projects, including some serverless

Same here.

> even they were surprised at the low compute available at low RAM lambdas.

I wasn't because we measured it and based on the measurement we calculated what we want. I think it is a good approach not to assume anything.