[ChancyChance]

I thought this was a real paper at first.

[__MatrixMan__]

Are you sure it's not? I'm uncertain.

Searching for the Association for Computational Heresy leads me to https://sigbovik.org/ which appears to be a real conference in the same way that extreme ironing is a real sport.

[wrs]

As a CMU alumnus, I resemble that remark. Of course it’s a real conference. It has a review committee and proceedings and LaTeX and everything!

[dmbche]

It's a real paper - go look at the other things tom7 has done!