[throwaway744678]

Sample size of one: I have eaten bananas, and I'm not dead.

[el_don_almighty]

Everyone who ate bananas in this video are dead...

New York City 1900

https://youtu.be/QlBinV6pFM8

[b112]

Just think of all the lunatics living next to banana plantations! Or having banana trees in their back yard.

And their children playing under those trees!!

Monsters!

[agentgumshoe]

Ah for the old days where you only had to worry about the wafts of DDT floating over the fence!