[CyberDildonics]

Nah, conceptually a file system is already an object cache so you can use the filesystem then like use its atime

[joshuamorton]

I realize you're trolling at this point, but no a filesystem and an object cache aren't conceptually similar, in case anyone else might be confused.

[CyberDildonics]

Nah, like conceptually they are both writing serialized bytes and like indexing them so they can conceptually be found easily and like read back. This is probably why you didn't like explain why they are different.