[arethuza]

"Cats make you crazy by pawing your face all night for attention"

For a while one of our cats was waking me up by climbing to the top of a wardrobe and then launching itself onto my stomach as I slept from this considerable height - which appears to be the cat equivalent of BASE jumping.

The fact that I endured this behaviour a few times with relative good humour probably indicates that I probably have this mind control parasite!