[cassepipe]

Well, that would not be very accurate since less than half of humanity is a penis bearer

[ben_w]

Based on this, it's also inaccurate for the lesser half that does have one: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sensory_and_motor_ho...

(Unrelated, but the phrasing "bearer" makes me think of "ring-bearer" in Lord of the Rings, and that makes for a very different film…)

[playerm1]

Especially the throwing into the volcano part.

[GuB-42]

The other half has a clitoris, which, as far as I know, is similar to a penis from a sensory perspective.