[romwell]

>Welp, time to get the T-shirts made. "Mastodon : Doomed Since 2016. No seriously, it's doomed."

It will be an absolute hit with the five people who still use it in a decade.

Seriously, this dialogue reads like this to me:

-Hey, Mastodon has a severe flaw by design where your identity is owned by the server and not you, which kind of defeats the point of federation

-Why do you hate federated networks so much?! You just don't get it. Go away, we'll be better off without you anyway.