[MarvinYork]

As the last paragraph says: I would definitely try wood milk.

[OJFord]

Maple syrup, (other) sugar(s).

[vineyardmike]

Ok so you joke but there’s a product I discovered recently called Maple Butter or Maple cream and it’s amazing and based on the syrup.

[OJFord]

I wasn't joking, they are the milk of their respective trees.

[red-iron-pine]

More like the blood of the respective trees.

[throwaway2990]

I have to find these! Never heard of them but definitely want to try!