[langfan]

Wow. Good analogies.

"Google just grep"

That's a keeper.

Larry's dad to Larry (pretending that dad was not computer literate, but somehow knew just grep and the web):

Son, now that you're outta school, whaddya do to make rent?

Larry: Oh dad, Sergey and me, we just grep the web for folks. Makes us rent, and a tad more.