[harveywi]

All this time I thought that gravity creates heavy, not light.

[parlortricks]

I see dad found the Internet again.

[layer8]

It’s the light side of the gravitational force, bringing balance to the universe.

[SebJansen]

you underestimate the power of the dark side

[slewis]

How dare you! This is a serious place. ^

[1letterunixname]

Burn them. With a gravity-assisted optical laser.