[FooBarBizBazz]

Taking this to its logical conclusion, I commissioned a Landkreuzer P1000 for my family. It's the only way to be sure you have enough lebensraum on the road.

(I considered the M1A1 Abrams, but just didn't feel safe in the thing.)

I think women and girls especially should drive main battle tanks, given their psychological fragility and propensity to trauma. If you are such a person, and it makes you feel safer, you should absolutely secure oil fields in the Caucasus.

[op00to]

I only let my wife drive once our advance team runs a M1271 Medium Flail Mine Clearing Vehicle through first. Can't be too safe.

[cozzyd]

that puny thing? I only feel safe in one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overburden_Conveyor_Bridge_F60