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by samdcbu 1161 days ago
“Hexagons are the bestagons”

https://youtu.be/thOifuHs6eY

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Better than all the restagons.
I feel this is cheap because we can combine any word with an "agons" suffix to get a rhyme.

Low substance commentagons

---Dang!

You're shadowbanagons

Pretty soon completely gones

I think you missed the actual rhyme: "rest" and "best".
the sun settles onto westagons.
No, it only works for words that sound vaguely like "hex". You need the short e sound and preferably a consonant cluster with an s in it.
While that extended pattern is nice, rhyme doesn't require three syllables. Don't forget that "cat" rhymes with "hat" just fine.
It's not the syllable count that matters, it's that anytime you have words with common endings, or words with unnecessarily added endings (like we're doing here), the root words need to rhyme as well as the endings.

Example: -er words. You can rhyme "teacher" with "reacher", but not with "plumber", even though all three have the same endings, technically.

Why that is, I do not know.

It has to do with which syllable is stressed. The last stressed syllable in the word (or in the line of poetry), and everything after it, has to be the same. So the "-eacher" in "teacher" and "reacher" are identical, and it's a good rhyme. To rhyme with "hex", the word has to end in "-ex." You can fudge the consonants after the stressed vowel just a bit, and get something that's not quite a rhyme, but good enough for, say, a HN comment. But you can't fudge the stressed vowel at all.
> the root words need to rhyme

Maybe in some $15,000 per year kindergarten in Beverly Hills; there is no such rule elsewhere.