[1attice]

A bagel is a first-degree pretzel.

[simondotau]

For those people unfamiliar with a pretzel, imagine eating something that is making you thirsty.

[1attice]

For those of you unfamiliar with eating, it's similar to photosynthesis, but with matter instead of sunlight.

[cdaven]

For those people unfamiliar with this joke, watch the TV show Seinfeld.

[1attice]

For those people unfamiliar with 'TV shows', they are similar to HBO series, but with less interepisodic narrative.

[jonesnc]

lmao