[danielheath]

Rather than "Awful", I'd say it's showing its age.

The things I notice when working in PLPSQL:

  * Ample boilerplate that needs to be correct when it could be inferred.
  * Lack of a language server (doesn't help that PLPSQL is often embedded in strings in other files)
  * Papercuts like procedures vs functions having different call syntaxes
  * No/limited support for encapsulation
  * No/limited package management
  * Most new languages have syntactic sugar, like implicit returns / everything is an expression