Just want to point out that this HN account has been in place since 2018, but hasn't commented in more than four years - waiting, waiting, waiting for the right moment... and then -
In high school we had a gift exchange one year... I procrastinated of course and waited to the very last minute to find a gift. The night before the exchange, I found a pine cone in my backyard and spray painted it gold. Got a few laughs but ultimately I felt kinda bad about bringing such a terrible gift.
Well played.