[ariasemi]

native Spanish speaker here, I'm not a translator but let's see if I can do a bit better:

> heeey! where have you seen a revolver fire so many bullets without a reload? a bit more realism, c'mon!

> well, in that case this isn't time to be shooting each other in a supposed "Arizona gorge" either, but to have tea[1] instead

> realism, I said, not reality...

[1] "time to drink milk" to kids means it's time for an afternoon snack