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The main reason an arbitrarily distributed set of compute nodes cannot give you good performance for training a model (even if you have an immodest number of nodes), is that the latency of the inter-node communication will be a massive bottleneck. GPU cloud providers shell out big bucks for ultra fast intra-DC networking via infiniband and the like, and the networking is paid attention to as much (if not more sometimes) than the capabilities of the nodes themselves.