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This brings back memories of jQuery's 2008 "Be a JavaScript ROCK STAR".

https://blog.jquery.com/2008/08/29/jquerycom-site-redesign/

https://blog.jquery.com/2008/08/29/jquery-site-redesign-the-...

https://blog.jquery.com/2008/08/29/death-to-javascript-rock-...

> Poor dude didn’t even last 24 hours.