[tlb]

Conspiracy theory: this idiom used to be widespread on the internet, but a shadowy cabal of AI maximalists erased millions of such expressions from search engines so GPT could appear to re-invent them.

It is a good expression though -- evocative but not gross or violent. You could imagine many less successful analogies to something ejecting something else.

[shagie]

That is not a conspiracy theory... it is alternate reality fan fiction.

While making up "what ifs" can be fun, it doesn't merit either of the words "conspiracy" or "theory".