Give it access to a Python repl, show it how to send HTTP requests, how to take look at images of webpages if it needs to, and how to spawn new instances of itself - give it a budget and tell it to make money for you.
I don't want to underplay how much you've hit the nail on the head here, but...
Commenters in AI safety discussions: "Just keep the AI in a box, don't give it internet access, unplug it if you don't like what it says, and it really can't hurt you!"
Commenters in AI product discussions: "How quickly can we give it unrestricted access to the web, $50k to freely play with, and a highly underspecified objective?"
Commenters in AI safety discussions: "Just keep the AI in a box, don't give it internet access, unplug it if you don't like what it says, and it really can't hurt you!"
Commenters in AI product discussions: "How quickly can we give it unrestricted access to the web, $50k to freely play with, and a highly underspecified objective?"