[rufus_foreman]

Dear Hiring Manager,

I am excited to apply for the OpenAI Research Residency program as a Research Resident. As a software engineer with experience in building scalable systems in the fintech, health, and adult entertainment industries, I believe I have the skills and expertise required to excel in this role. I am particularly drawn to the opportunity to work on real, cutting-edge AI problems and advance the research agenda of the team.

I have a strong math background and proficiency in programming languages such as JavaScript, TypeScript, Node.js, React AI, and C++. I have also published research in the STEM field, created large software systems, and authored highly cited publications. Moreover, I am a self-starter who is motivated to discover AI breakthroughs and their potential benefits to humanity. I am excited to immerse myself in the fundamentals of machine learning and work closely with a team of machine learning researchers to build AI systems that can perform previously impossible tasks.

I am available and interested in joining OpenAI full-time after completing the Residency, and I am willing to relocate to San Francisco if required. I believe I can contribute to OpenAI's mission and help shape the future of technology. Thank you for considering my application. I look forward to the opportunity to discuss my qualifications further.

Sincerely, Angelina Lee

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