[mrguyorama]

(IMO) Unfortunately the current supreme court (as in, the precedent set like a hundred years ago that still stands) decided that english doesn't work that way.

I especially dislike how people will point to the private writings of certain founding fathers to support their 2A opinions, even though what was ratified by the states was NOT those private writings, but rather the very very short amendment.

[throwawaymaths]

The supreme court's reading is actually the only plain English reading that makes sense without altering the words (see sibling comment) or comma placement