Going to the bathroom is nasty, poop is icky, smells are highly unpleasant and there's often crap in the streets (it can also be used for revenge or abuse)
Let's discourage defecation by banning toilet paper.
I don't see a problem with this actually. Toilet paper is nasty and should be eliminated. If toilets all had washlets, you wouldn't need TP, except for drying yourself, but that could be done with a blow-drier added to the washlet.
In civilized countries, washlets on toilets are normal and standard, even in most public restrooms.
In civilized countries, washlets on toilets are normal and standard, even in most public restrooms.