[JohnTHaller]

I think some people think you are being facetious. Coinbase lists both of these but only allows SHIT to be custodied in your Coinbase wallet.

PonziCOIN (Symbol: PONZI) - Down 98.8% from high - https://www.coinbase.com/price/ponzicoin

I will poop it NFT (Symbol: SHIT) - Down 98.5% from high - https://www.coinbase.com/price/i-will-poop-it-nft

Coinbase lists 17,028 "assets", as it calls them, but only allows trading of 254. While some of the meme coins like the above only have a market cap of $703, the smallest asset Coinbase currently lets you trade has a market cap of $3M.