[octopolus]

I should start demanding payment for taking a shower, I can’t believe I’ve been providing this service free of charge

[JackFr]

If you would just be cleaner, showers wouldn’t even be necessary.

I mean honestly it’s like debugging - for God’s sake just stop writing the bugs in the first place.

[wholinator2]

Nobody wants paid for time spent in shower, we just wanna go home at night and be free to choose our activities and hobbies without being critiqued for having lives