[jasoneckert]

It's an OK C++ joke, but not great. I could certainly give the author a few pointers...

[ithkuil]

Yeah, they all just follow a template

[koolba]

Sure, but at a macro level we’re still compiling the same jokes.

[PaulDavisThe1st]

Are you sure that's safe?

[lisper]

And I could add a couple of references.

[zamnos]

I can only use them after they're free.

[kwertyoowiyop]

Narrator: They weren’t actually free.

[gmiller123456]

How many people read that in Morgan Freeman's voice?

[Panini_Jones]

Arrested Development had a narrator: Ron Howard.

[jaimehrubiks]

Let's make sure, I'll make a callok?

[nullnotzero]

And if that doesn’t work, we can send a malloc?

[pciexpgpu]

Narrator: It's at this point Michael realized the futility of C++ and promptly learned Rust over a couple of beers pondering if he will ever survive the oncoming AI apocalypse.

[wizofaus]

They better be smart ones or it's back to class for you (though I fear you may have to brace yourself for worse than cough this).

[jasoneckert]

I should note here that - while not related to C++ - I almost used .... instead of ... to make this joke extra funny ;-)