[badclient]

Here's why your post is a disaster in terms of faulty assumptions.

* Most acquired founders aren't made execs. Most end up as Product Managers or team leaders.

* The weak engineers from acquired companies can't sneak into google. They must go through the typical Google interview process.

use the transient "hotness" of their startup name to get a huge promotion to a VP-level role in another company

* ^ Sorry but this is just unheard of. Getting VP-level role at top companies is very hard and if a developer of an acquired company could score a VP-level role elsewhere after the acquisition, he could probably do so before the acquisition. It's got little to do with acquisition. The guy must just be good.

no one will take orders from a 26-year-old whose IUsedThisToilet

* ^ You are using the most extreme stereotype of what is acquired. Now, I understand that your example of IUsedThisToilet wasn't mean to be taken literally but I question why you'd make up a name than use one of many examples from an actual acquisition. Of course, making up a name like IUsedThisToilet helps you with your argument. Only it is not rooted in reality.

[patio11]

Getting VP-level role at top companies is very hard and if a developer of an acquired company could score a VP-level role elsewhere after the acquisition, he could probably do so before the acquisition

The scenario is not "I was engineer #3 at a startup which was just acquired by Google. I'll take a corner office at Facebook now, please." It is "I was engineer #3 at a startup which was just acquired by Google. Hello, Mr. VC. Sure, I'll join that company you just funded as VP of Engineering."

This second one, ahem, does not strike me as supremely implausible.

[badclient]

Even in that case, I am not aware of many instances where a developer being part of an acquisition helped him significantly in acquiring a VP position at a start-up.

Any start-up worth their salt is very deliberate in hiring. Now, if you don't care about where you are working and are merely chasing titles, I'd argue you can get a VP position without needing to be part of an acquisition.

[jrockway]

Also, VP is not an engineering title at Google. And, each engineering title has a list of responsibilities that is expected from someone with that title. So it's easy to find out where acquired engineers belong.

Really, all the problems that the OP lists are nonexistent at Google. The only big problem I can think of is integrating the acquired codebase into Google's.

[mmahemoff]

VP is an engineering title at Google, albeit not one handed out like candy as it is in companies who charge for expertise (management consultants for example).

Max Levchin acquired the title after Slide's acquisition.

[jrockway]

"VP of Engineering" (his title at Google, according to Wikipedia) is a management title.

[Aloisius]

So engineering has no managers or engineers can't be managers?

In most companies, VP of Engineering is inside the Engineering department. The idea that management is its own department is rather odd.

[michaelochurch]

Most acquired founders aren't made execs. Most end up as Product Managers or team leaders.

Perhaps not in title, but no one with serious ambitions is going to give up his business without expectation of high-level clout, unless he's dumping it because he thinks it's a dog. You don't sell off your dream to end up in the middle of some rusty hierarchy.

The weak engineers from acquired companies can't sneak into google. They must go through the typical Google interview process.

I was talking about acq-hiring in general, not Google in particular. Hence the ludicrous names (FatFrog, IUsedThisToilet).

Getting VP-level role at top companies is very hard and if a developer of an acquired company could score a VP-level role elsewhere after the acquisition, he could probably do so before the acquisition.

It's also hard to get acquired. Not many people out there can say that they "completed an exit".

I'm not saying that it's easy to get that kind of job. I'm saying that after one's company is acquired is one of the best times to vie for an external promotion. You can ride the "star" glow, or you can become a Software Engineer 2.B/middle-division. Your choice.

[badclient]

You don't sell off your dream to end up in the middle of some rusty hierarchy.

Actually, founders do sell off their dream to end up in the middle of some rusty hierarchy. It happens all the time. Why? You answered it yourself: they are selling their dream. The money from the exit is usually worth the "rusty hierarchy" of the acquiring company.