[ModernMech]

> the CEO will have some very uncomfortable conversations.

Oh no! Not uncomfortable conversations! Anything but that! Maybe it will be followed up with a strongly worded letter with an implied threat of a performative vote by Congress. How will they cope?! They might even have to show up at a gasp House committee hearing! shudders

Wake me when someone is convicted.

[op00to]

So edgy. Let’s just bypass investigations and go directly into summary execution. Eat the rich!!!!!

[sidlls]

"Wake me when someone is convicted" isn't an "eat the rich" statement. The OPs point is that an "uncomfortable conversation" isn't a punishment for wrongdoing, such as insider trading.