[donw]

I read this as "HSBC to Arm Silicon Valley Bank", which is an entirely different customer-management strategy.

[abofh]

We... would like you to leave your deposits here with us.

[salawat]

In the UK, the bobbies may not be packing, but the bankers sure are.

Somehow, though, I could actually see that being a thing.

[fredoralive]

Well, during grouse season there are probably going to be a fair few armed bankers about.