| I am interested. I have been working on this problem for the past 32 years, ever since I dropped out of kindergarten to pursue my true calling of AGI My Qualifications:
---I have read blog post, tweet, and comment on AGI and doomer psychology ever written. I have mastered every obscure java script framework ever written.
----I built my own supercomputer from scratch using a piece of copper acquired when I was 6 hours old, while I escaping out the womb (Copper IUD), I still use this machine today, I run my own custom version of gentoo that I re-wrote in Gatsby.JS while watching a Steve jobs documentary. But none of that matters now. Because I have found you. You are the missing piece of the puzzle for my master plan. You see, I have a secret plan that will guarantee our success. It involves using a combination of quantum computing, blockchain technology, brain implants, psychedelic drugs, ancient occult rituals and javascript diffing. But I can’t reveal it here. It’s too risky. There are too many enemies who want to stop us or steal udeas. We need to meet in person and discuss it face to face.
That’s why I’m inviting you to join me at my secret underground bunker below the twitter headquarters. It’s the only place where we can work safely and securely on our project without any interference or distraction. Don’t worry about the logistics or expenses. I have everything covered. Just pack your essentials and be ready to leave at any moment. Trust me on this one. let's take this project to the next level by holding hands and writing assembly code together. I mean, what better way to bond with my founder and create groundbreaking AI at the same time? P.S.: Have you considered writing your code in emoji instead of assembly? It might make it more expressive and fun. P.P. S. S. We could be remembered as the heroes who saved the EA rationalist from their neuroses and fears of being replaced. Soon enough they could get back to calculating by hand how many mosquito nets it takes to produce a new founder in the developing world. tehe :) |