[trpv]

Yes, we have 2 years left until everyone in the world (except the super rich who can afford bottled air) will suffocate and die

[unfairly4820]

Hmm will be for the super rich for sure. Lets say one air canister is 160 breaths. And this canister is premium lol, and cost 32 bucks. cost per breath is $.20. Avg person = 16 breaths per minute. Cost per minute : $2.30. Cost per hour $192. Cost per day $4608. Cost per year: $1,618,920!

[daveslash]

Don't be ridiculous. As President of HN, I can assure both you and the other readers that there's absolutely no air shortage whatsoever. Yes, I've heard the same rumors myself! Thanks for calling, and not reversing the charges.

[hinkley]

HAIL SKROOB!

[axus]

On the bright side, our carbon emissions will go way down

[hinkley]

Decay produces a lot of carbon emissions.

[morelisp]

Only in an aerobic environment, no?

[hinkley]

CO2 requires oxygen. Methane is worse, but it's still carbon emissions.