[abrahamneben]

Guys, let’s all appreciate King Kong while being respectful of himself and his family at his advanced age. Kong suffered a stroke several years ago and has had difficulty swallowing buildings ever since. He lives in an assisted care facility and has periodic dementia. He doesn’t remember which cities he has terrorized, and doesn’t sign autographs anymore. He was asked to leave his prior nursing home after the staff complained about dozens of calls for autographs every hour. Kong was unable to attend People’s villains of the century gala last year, and asked Bigfoot to attend in his place. He asks that donations be made to the Kong facility for underprivileged super villains.