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by Connor_Creegan 1201 days ago
You wanna talk about safe internet - the only think I think that is safe is solid gold bars like from Looney Toons.

You wanna be safe - you wanna start up a nonprofit, grant yourself eehhhh SIX figure salaries.

You wanna be safe? Build a bomb shelter.

You want safe? AK-47 automatic assault rifle. House rigged with live grenades and sawed-off shotguns.

Other than that, you ain't safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRc1XndgaWM