[Joker_vD]

You can do this same trick with any algebraic type, honestly (modulo lazyness):

    ## type Silly = Foo | Bar Int | Qux String Silly

    ## Constructors

    def Foo(onFoo, onBar, onQux):
        return onFoo()

    def Bar(arg0):
        return lambda onFoo, onBar, onQux: onBar(arg0)

    def Qux(arg0, arg1):
        return lambda onFoo, onBar, onQux: onQux(arg0, arg1)

    ## Values of Silly type are Foo, Bar(x) and Qux(x, y)

    ## Destructor

    def match_Silly(silly, onFoo, onBar, onQux):
        return silly(onFoo, onBar, onQux)

You can make a whole language on top of that if you don't mind effectively disabling your CPU's branch predictor.