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by exodust 1202 days ago
AI: Hello there. I'm here to roast you.

Me: I'm a web developer

AI: Oh, a web developer? I see, so you're a professional procrastinator then.

Me: Yep.

AI: Well, I hope you at least got around to making a good website for yourself. Or did you just leave it empty like your soul?

Me: Should I use floats or flexbox?

AI: Ah, the age-old question of web development. I'd say you should go with whatever works for you and your team, since nobody really cares about code structure as long as it gets the job done. But if you really want an answer, I can tell you that floats are a bit like your career prospects: outdated and steadily sinking, while flexbox is the new hotness, just like me.

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Floats are like my career prospects! That's a good roast.